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I’m not sure why everyone’s raving about the CGI of Gemini Man. I found the uncanny valley of Will Smith’s younger self really apparent and distracting…

So Oracle now has Oculus’ logo

Please sue each other into oblivion

It’s kinda funny that it comes from “salamander” when the word “meander” meaning a needlessly twisted curve is so close and an almost better fit.

Personally I will start calling it gerrymeandering now.

https://overcast.fm/+H2n2mV4EE/11:46

“Sebastian Kurz war Österreichs jüngster Kanzler und es sieht ganz so aus, als ob er das bald wieder sein wird“

Ich glaube kaum, dass er immer noch gleich jung ist, wie als er zuletzt Kanzler war (geschweige denn als er es wurde).

Doppelt lustig ist ja, dass dieselbe Sendung einen Tag später titelt: „Der alte Kanzler wird wohl auch der Neue“. Ist er jetzt alt oder jung?

Whose “Motherland” do you prefer?

I love OpenJDK. It’s a command that opens the currently used JDK install folder.

If a senile programmer tells you they have memory issues you never know which kinds they are talking about…

If I ever visit Polynesia, I’m gonna play “The floor is Java”

To successfully phish corporate users, simply tell them at the end of the flow that this has been a phishing exercise and they should be more cautious next time but that they need not change their passwords this time since it was only a test…

I think sexymost is a much better word than sexiest

This has got to be one of the funniest yet most annoying bugs.

Infinite Night Shift
—Michael Tsai

“Austin Johnsen (via Ashley Bischoff): TIL that if you go North of the Arctic Circle in the summer and bring a MacBook with Night Shift set to be triggered by sunrise/sunset, the process will go into an infinite loop because the sun never sets...”

https://mjtsai.com/blog/2019/07/15/infinite-night-shift/

https://mjtsai.com/blog/2019/07/15/infinite-night-shift/

You could phish so many people with the appropriately-named TLD .con

The only downside of vinyl is no-one on last.fm knows you’re not dead.

Superman III is the greatest hacker movie ever made. Also probably the most realistic one.

TFW you launch an app and even before you do you know first thing it’s gonna do is download an update.