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So no longer offers free year-long email validation certs for S/MIME. Now you only get 30 days. That’s pretty useless. Someone needs to do for S/MIME what has done for domain validation.

Or, you know, I could just go with the flow and switch to PGP…

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#privacy is the freedom to act without being watched and thus, in a sense, to be who we really are — not who we want others to think we are. nytimes.com/2019/04/10/opinion

Ein riesiger bürokratischer Aufwand, um 50 Franken zurückzuzahlen. Kann ich als Haushalt da auch ein Opt-Out machen (und nochmehr bürokratischen Aufwand generieren)? Zumindest solange dann der Bund meine 50 Franken nicht in neue Kampfjets investiert?

watson.ch/schweiz/bundesrat/69

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A developer next to the many HDDs needed to store the folder node_modules of her Hello World application.

Storage media concept examples:

Write once, read many: CD-R
Write rarely, read many: EPROM
Write often, read rarely: Amazon Glacier
Write once, read never: Corporate wiki

I want apt autoremove to remove all the cars from the world.

If there was a platform that offered movies DRM-free, I’d be out of money in no time.

Who wants a 30-day digital subscription to the Washington Post? wapo.st/30daypass?code=OKP-XKA

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Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

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1. April. Plötzlich ergibt vieles in Sozialen Netzwerken tatsächlich mal Sinn!

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RT @netzpolitik@twitter.com

Helga Trüpel erklärt gerade im Europaparlament: „Urheber sind in unserer Gesellschaft die Minderheit“. Ganz im Gegenteil, wir sind die große Mehrheit. Es wundert mich, dass das immer noch nicht verstanden wird. Diese Reform bringt aber nur Vorteile für eine Minderheit der Urheber

🐦🔗: twitter.com/netzpolitik/status

Apple a few years ago: the future of television is apps.

Apple today: erm, sorry, we meant app, singular.

Time crystal is tied with transwarp for the most ridiculous treknobabble ever. At least the latter doesn’t sound like a B-movie cliché.

I want someone to build a computer that actually works like the one from Tron…

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An alle, die heute fürs Klima streiken und demonstrieren: Lasst euch nicht von den alten Säcken die Stimmung verderben. Ihr macht das völlig richtig. Und habt jedes Recht, euch für die Zukunft des Planeten einzusetzen. Danke, dass die euch nicht egal ist! #FridaysForFuture

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90s microsoft: gobernment, can we pwease bundwe our bwowser software wid our opewating system

us government: no fuck you we are suing your ass into the next century

2010s google: hey so we're gonna own a phone OS, the worlds most popular web browser, the browser rendering engine that everyone else except firefox uses, the worlds most popular search engine, and the worlds most popular email service, that cool?

us government: *looks up from playing pokemon* huh? what? oh yeah whatever dont care

Tired: Webpack: bundle your assets
Wired: Sixpack: bundle your asses

Tired: Webpack: bundle your styles
Wired: Bedpack: bundle your sheets

Hey Skype for Business. It’s nice that you tell me I’m sharing. But what would really be awesome is if you told me when I’m oversharing.

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